Wear the PimpMyCruise logo proudly! It is an invitation that can be directed at anyone... crew, staff, fellow cruisers... even a travel agent... to pimp your cruise in any way consistent with their position.
Image is everything...
Wear the PimpMyCruise.com logo proudly – but remember proper usage and
etiquette at all times.
The wearing of the logo is fundamentally a request - an invitation that can be directed at anyone, crew, staff, fellow cruisers,even your travel agent.
Just point the area adorned with the aforementioned wear-able logo or tattoo (your chest, hat, or backside) at the target of opportunity, freezing long enough for the message to be absorbed.
When the startled, bemused, annoyed or possibly sexually aroused beholder of your display asks
“What the @!%*& is that all about?” You quietly and politely explain that it is simply a request for them to pimp up your cruise - any way they see fit.
If they have been sufficiently trained, having acquired the appropriate skill sets unique to their position, they will know just what to do. Otherwise, they will then ask, “How do I do that?”
The correct response to that inquiry would be any of the following –
a) Well, show me what you’ve got
b) How about breakfast in bed?
c) I dunno…what’s your specialty?
d) How about breakfast in your bed?
e) Back off Nigel, I’m all pimped out right now
f) Anything will be fine, just take your best shot
And when it hangs'em up...
Note that on rare occasion it is necessary to provide the clueless - or the momentarily dumbfounded - with the following definition: to “Pimp” one’s experience is to facilitate an occurrence, whether planned or spontaneous, that delights and creates a memory – especially if at little or no additional cost.
Go boldly forth...
Regardless of the situational vagaries of such encounters, we guarantee that
your life experience will be indelibly altered by the bold and fearless display
of apparel branded with the soon-to-be universally recognized and respected PimpMyCruise logo.
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